I do apoligize in advance for lumping two separate births from two different families on the same page, however, space is at a premium (what with the billboard sized flash program on top).

 First off, using up the last of the J names, and the cornerstone of the 2030 front row for the Harlequins (thanks for the filler material Loader), Joshua James Kloiber was born on 1-15-2010, at 10:16am (1016 hours to you military types). He weighed in at 7lbs 1oz. Mom and baby are doing well, and dad never sleeps anyway.

 In addition, Pickett Wall and his wife welcomed Baylor Marie on 1-14-2010. Pickett must have worked for the CIA, because he didn't give me anything else to write, except that she will be part of our cheerleading squad (wait, we have a cheerleading squad?), presumably also in 2030.